1
00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000
Downloaded from
YTS.MX

2
00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000
Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

3
00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:22,730
For Syd.

4
00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:26,311
J good morning,
a new day's dawning j

5
00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:29,609
j and I'm through yawning now
I get excited every day j

6
00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:30,981
man 1: Syd.

7
00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:35,783
J oohh j

8
00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,369
yo, sign Syd's card.

9
00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,377
Man 2: It's for Syd.

10
00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:49,205
J 'cause it's all right for now j

11
00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,756
j good morning
a new day's dawning j

12
00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:54,334
j and I'm through yawning now j

13
00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:55,429
man 1: Hey, Syd!

14
00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,305
Got something for you.

15
00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:03,271
What's this?

16
00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:06,729
A little something.

17
00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:14,480
Aww.

18
00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,448
- Guys.
- From all of us.

19
00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:22,325
Is it a Stanley 22 ounce
anti-vibe framing hammer?

20
00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:26,830
No. It's better than that. It's actually
something you could use at college.

21
00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,206
Come on.

22
00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:34,176
I love it.

23
00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,092
Thanks, you guys.

24
00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:39,922
Don't spend all your time on it.
I know you have a scholarship

25
00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:44,010
to keep up with, but promise us
you'll raise hell every now and then!

26
00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,139
All: Yeah!

27
00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,646
Don't worry, dad.
I'll smile for my mug shot.

28
00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:48,768
Hm

29
00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,183
I'm gonna miss everybody.

30
00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,686
Stu,

31
00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,645
careful with the nail gun.

32
00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:02,118
Big Ron. Mm.

33
00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:05,492
Hold me, please.

34
00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:08,242
Oh, all right!

35
00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,087
Good hug!

36
00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:11,252
Man 4: Back to work.

37
00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:13,706
Okay, you're crushing me. Ow.

38
00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,915
My collarbone.

39
00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:19,545
Sydney: You know how people joke
about being raised by wolves?

40
00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,972
I was raised by construction workers.

41
00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:24,801
- What you got?
- Peanut butter. It's so good.

42
00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:26,719
Man 5: Hey, mamacita!

43
00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:39,241
Yeah!

44
00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,114
I was only 9 when my mom died,

45
00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:47,239
which means my formative years
were left up to my dad.

46
00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:51,618
Being a plumber did give him
a certain unique perspective...

47
00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:54,250
Now, these up here are your, um...

48
00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:56,457
Your philippian...

49
00:02:57,928 --> 00:02:58,928
That's not right.

50
00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:01,883
Fallopian. These are your...

51
00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:07,760
Let's just call them your lady tubes.
All right?

52
00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,811
Every month, you...

53
00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:13,644
Ay an egg.

54
00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:16,769
I ike a chicken.

55
00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:19,358
My dad always did his best.

56
00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,033
Understand?

57
00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:22,243
But sometimes,

58
00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:24,489
a qirl just needs her mom.

59
00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:45,307
Paul: Sydney!

60
00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,675
Time to get a move on, sweetheart!

61
00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:57,153
Wow.

62
00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:01,613
If your mom was here,
she'd know exactly what to say.

63
00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:05,488
She'd be so excited you're going
to her school, her sorority.

64
00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:06,785
I'm not in yet, dad.

65
00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,700
Girl, you're gonna fit
into that place like a...

66
00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:12,499
Overflow tube in a pressure tank.

67
00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,203
Come on, dad.
We said no mushy stuff.

68
00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:19,665
Right. No mushy stuff.

69
00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,262
Come here.

70
00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:31,228
I love you, dad.

71
00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:56,372
Mom:
Dear Sydney, I love you so much.

72
00:04:57,255 --> 00:05:00,338
I'm so sorry I'm not there
to see you off to college.

73
00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:05,841
But since I can't be, I've put some
of my favorite memories in this box.

74
00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,763
Live every moment, Sydney.

75
00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,387
Grab every opportunity.

76
00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:14,178
And have fun in everything you do.

77
00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:18,724
The friends you meet in college
will be friends for life.

78
00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:22,061
Perhaps you'll fill this box
with your own memories

79
00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,271
fo pass on to your daughter someday.

80
00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:27,741
And know that though
I can't be there with you now,

81
00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:32,284
I'm always right by your side
every step of the way.

82
00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:42,209
J -ooh - I get you so hot and

83
00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,916
- whoa
- I get you going at a rock party j

84
00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:50,722
j ooh, gonna get, gonna get
gonna get, gonna get you hot, boy j

85
00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:53,016
j gonna get you hot, boy j

86
00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:58,893
j I chew gum with a warning baby
I chew gum with a warning j

87
00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:03,353
j boy, I'm dangerous
so hazardous, so dangerous j

88
00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:08,566
j yeah, baby, I chew gum with a warning,
baby I chew gum with a warning and'j'

89
00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,907
still the fairest of them all.

90
00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:32,927
J too long until fall, sick summer in bed j

91
00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:37,432
j you and a lazy mood j

92
00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:41,356
j ten times the fall
spread, sacked, and I've failed j

93
00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:45,777
j can't stop, it's too late
I'm feeling frustrated and

94
00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:50,403
j' I see no sign of the fortress
I see no sign of the fortress jf

95
00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,534
Girl: Well, hello there.
- Oh, hi.

96
00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:04,747
- I didn't even know anyone was in here.
- People sometimes don't see me.

97
00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:07,002
- I'm dinky.
- Oh, no, you're not.

98
00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:11,086
- No, silly, that's my name.
- Oh, dinky? That's your real name?

99
00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:14,264
Of course not.
My real name's demetria rosemead.

100
00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:15,851
"Dinky" it is.

101
00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,509
Hi, I'm Sydney white.

102
00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,765
Sydney white?

103
00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:24,191
The other kappa legacy?
Daughter of Paul white and Deborah Lee,

104
00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,733
kappa pledge class 19807

105
00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:27,363
yeah

106
00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:31,482
I'm sorry, I didn't order
your background check.

107
00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:34,989
I'm the other kappa legacy! Oh, my gosh!

108
00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:39,289
This is so exciting! I should've known
they'd room us together for rush.

109
00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:42,914
Don't get comfortable.
We're gonna move to the kappa house!

110
00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,869
Ah! We're gonna be sisters!

111
00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:48,248
- Yee!
- Yay! We're jumping now.

112
00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:53,921
I've been waiting to be a kappa.
All the women in my family were kappas.

113
00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:57,178
See, look.
My momma gave me her when I was 5.

114
00:07:57,769 --> 00:08:00,932
- She even has a little pledge pin.
- She sure does.

115
00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:06,896
- Does she come with a mini kappa house?
- Oh. Oh, I wish.

116
00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:12,440
What were you thinking about wearing
to the first rush party? Let me...

117
00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:15,071
- Let me show you what I was thinking.
- Okay.

118
00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:19,787
Wow.

119
00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:21,830
I don't even have a top one.

120
00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:27,583
- I might have a skirt in here somewhere.
- Oh, no.

121
00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,539
Did you have a luggage mishap?

122
00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:34,878
- Well, what about in that bag?
- Oh. Oh, this bag.

123
00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:39,053
Oh, oh, wait until you see this!

124
00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,927
My comic book collection.

125
00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:46,439
- Oh. Oh, my.
- Pretty cool, huh?

126
00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:52,312
Yeah, uh, you know what? Why don't you wear
something of mine to the first rush party?

127
00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:54,944
Oh, okay. Yeah. That might be best.

128
00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,321
You know, this is gonna be fun.

129
00:08:57,996 --> 00:09:01,033
I've never really had
a lot of girlfriends before.

130
00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:03,998
Not just girlfriends.

131
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,378
Sisters.

132
00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:50,537
I'd like to welcome Tyler prince,
president of beta omega rho fraternity.

133
00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,125
Hey, everyone.

134
00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:04,385
I've asked Tyler to come
to talk about a very special project.

135
00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,261
So, the plan is...

136
00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:09,143
We have a golden opportunity
right on Greek row.

137
00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:16,112
The vortex? Where all those freaks live?
That's the golden opportunity?

138
00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:17,860
No

139
00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:20,994
This is.

140
00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:27,707
The witchburn-prince Greek life center
will soon break ground.

141
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:31,628
Tyler's parents and my parents
have already donated the funds.

142
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:34,421
We just need to deal
with the current tenants.

143
00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:37,046
I've been assured by the administration

144
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,345
that this is a priority
for the university this year.

145
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,465
Okay. So text me.

146
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,272
This is silly.

147
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:51,931
- When are you come back to me?
- You dumped me, remember?

148
00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:55,939
It was middle school. I thought
I was gonna marry a backstreet boy.

149
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,072
You still could.

150
00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,239
I gotta go pick up the keg.

151
00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,400
Yeah, well, I gotta go, too.

152
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,118
- I wish we had the same size feet.
- Oh, it's okay.

153
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:15,626
Isn't the point of this sisterhood thing
that they like you for who you are?

154
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,503
Um. Sure.

155
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:24,306
J shake your hips now, baby
come on, shake them all night long jj

156
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,430
man: Oh, nice. Heh, heh.

157
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,063
Hello.

158
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,768
Welcome to sau

159
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,360
hello.

160
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,311
Nice

161
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:40,947
three's company. Whoa.

162
00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,191
Oh, hang on.

163
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:50,040
Vortex freak show starring puppet boy.
Oh, this is an official dork alert, man.

164
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:54,206
Oh. We got dork Skywalker.

165
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:55,916
Oh.

166
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,540
Target acquired.

167
00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,173
Incoming moose missile!

168
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,259
Hey, you okay?

169
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,479
I... I... I...

170
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:27,902
You better keep this.
You clearly need the practice!

171
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,031
- Whoa, dude!
- Come on, dinks.

172
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:41,758
- You showed up the school's tight end.
- I hope he's second string.

173
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,263
Tyler prince.

174
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,680
- Beta president.
- Sydney white. No title.

175
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,475
Sorry. Heh, heh. This is dinky.

176
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:59,192
But we're gonna be late
to our first rush party, so excuse us.

177
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,692
Oh, maybe he could help us find our way.

178
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,647
We're going to kappa. Mm-hm.

179
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,785
All right, ladies.
Let me be your Greek guide.

180
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,788
Each house has a reputation.

181
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,741
There's the gamma phis.

182
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,868
They're, uh... perky.

183
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,666
Very perky.

184
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,918
Lots of cheerleaders.

185
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:26,966
And here's pi beta omega. Those girls can
out-party any fraternity on campus.

186
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:32,433
What was the first house?
The one with the junior tiger guide?

187
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,603
- Ah, the vortex.
- Weird name for a fraternity.

188
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:39,228
It's not a fraternity.
It started as overflow student housing.

189
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,435
Now it's just kind of there.

190
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:46,068
Here's our stop. Kappa phi nu.

191
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,702
- Well, thank you for the tour, Tyler
- Yeah, th...

192
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:01,788
Sydney, I'm gonna meet you inside.
Why?

193
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,221
The illegally blonds.

194
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,131
You? Really? Yeah.

195
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:16,220
Is... is it the shoes?
No _ I love the shoes.

196
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,687
The kappas are just a little...

197
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,025
Intense.

198
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:25,362
- Well, it was actually my mother's house.
- Ah. Legacy. She all over you about rushing?

199
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,523
No. She died nine years ago.

200
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,286
I'm sorry.

201
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:32,746
It's okay.

202
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,414
Kappas could use a girl like you.

203
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,618
I should know.
They're our sister sorority.

204
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,249
Oh! We'll be like brother and sister!

205
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:50,087
Not in the related, familial way,
but more in the fraternal, sororal...

206
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,796
Sororital? Is that a word?

207
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:56,430
Sorry. I over-talk when I'm nervous.
It's a disease, one without a cure.

208
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,263
So, stop me any time, please.
You're nervous?

209
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:05,318
Oh... no. Heh. No, it's not you. Tyler, was
it? No, it's because of the whole rush.

210
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:09,239
The very term "rush" is an amper-upper.
It amps up the old nerves.

211
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:10,986
I have to go.

212
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,957
Okay, ladies. Listen up.

213
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,921
The doors are about to open.
Our objective is?

214
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,956
Target cute pledges.

215
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,463
Exactly. And what do we want to avoid?

216
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,960
Fat losers.

217
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,221
Now, now. We all remember the code.

218
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:37,721
When I ask you to show a girl
to the "koi pond," ditch her.

219
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:42,932
We also have two legacies coming today,
dinky hodgekiss and Sydney white.

220
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,767
When you meet them, find me immediately.

221
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,193
Okay, girls. Are we ready?

222
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,858
Here comes a kappa, queen of the row.

223
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,160
She's hot, she's cool, she ain't no ho.

224
00:15:56,247 --> 00:16:02,038
She's got style, she's got class,
and from behind a kicking:

225
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:08,418
Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!

226
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:12,594
Excuse me, Amy. Don't you remember?
You've been reassigned.

227
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,055
Kitchen duty.

228
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,640
(0 on.

229
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:22,595
That's what happens when you gain
27 pounds over the summer.

230
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,649
All: Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!

231
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,977
Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!

232
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:32,859
- Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!
- Kappa! Kappa! Hey.

233
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,084
Hey!

234
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:49,088
We've been dating for two years.
I love him so much! And next week,

235
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,415
he's gonna pin me.

236
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,135
Pin you to what?

237
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,336
F335 fsi = sf

238
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,576
Katy: Hi there. - Oh, hi.

239
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,962
I'm Katy and this is Christy.

240
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,717
I'm Sydney white.

241
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:36,378
You're one of our legacies.
Rachel's gonna be excited!

242
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,516
Rachel, we'd like you to meet someone.

243
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,889
Ohh. Hi

244
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,857
- girls, show this one the koi pond?
- Oh, I love koi ponds.

245
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,309
Great. Off you go.

246
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,736
This is Sydney white.

247
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,614
Three words: Leg-a-cy.

248
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,869
Sydney, so pleased to meet you.

249
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:05,244
I'm so excited.
My mom had a great experience here.

250
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,497
Katy, have you offered our guest a drink”

251
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,874
- I'm not that thirsty...
- No, no.

252
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,293
Katy. The refreshment table?

253
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:22,473
We have a situation.
That girl is not kappa material.

254
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:25,389
Christy: Really? I didn't see
anything wrong with her.

255
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,058
You know you're not as perceptive as I am.

256
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,848
She wouldn't know her Gucci
from her pucci.

257
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:34,856
Not to mention, I saw her all over Tyler
before she came in.

258
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:39,277
It was embarrassing. We don't want
a kappa who behaves that way.

259
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:45,665
See what I mean?

260
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:49,200
Christy: But we have to give her a bid.
She's a legacy.

261
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:55,047
Her mom gets her the bid, but she has
to survive pledging all on her own.

262
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:13,016
Oh, my gosh. I saw him outside,
and he is the hottest guy on campus.

263
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,355
Who's the hottest guy on campus?

264
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:20,319
- Tyler prince, the beta president.
- Oh, you know, I know that guy.

265
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:23,367
He was really nice.
He showed me around Greek row.

266
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,695
Off limits. He's Rachel's boyfriend.

267
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:27,874
Oh.

268
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:31,917
- They're off now but they'll be on again.
Christy: It's all part of Rachel's 20-year plan.

269
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:35,963
He'll be a top litigator,
she'll be a senator. It's so romantic.

270
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,756
Yeah, it does sound romantic.

271
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:42,970
Because there is nothing more romantic than a
20-year plan. Am I right, ladies? Heh, heh.

272
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,259
So, Sydney, where does your dad work”?

273
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,182
Oh. He works mostly on construction sites.

274
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:56,025
Ohh. My uncle's made a mint building malls.
So, your dad's a developer, too?

275
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:57,946
Yeah

276
00:19:58,489 --> 00:19:59,695
something like that.

277
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:08,280
Night. Get your beauty rest. Now that
you're kappa pledges, it's a requirement.

278
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,575
Sorority girls:
J lay you down, dear sweet pledge j

279
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:16,625
j lay your head on the pillow j

280
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:19,836
j may you have lovely dreams j

281
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:23,510
j just as lovely as you are jj

282
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,258
shh.

283
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,106
Has anyone found the koi pond?

284
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,830
It's 12:01! Welcome to hell, skanks!

285
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:59,297
Over the next week,
we'll be conducting what I like to call

286
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:03,171
- "pledge enlightenment.”
- We're not allowed to call it "hazing,"

287
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,799
not after what happened to Suzie.

288
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:09,549
We're gonna find out
which of you Prada princesses

289
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,804
has what it takes to be a kappa,

290
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:13,352
and which of you don't.

291
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,559
This is your first pledge task,
the date dash.

292
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:21,106
You have until 12:15 to find a date
and meet me at the state street diner.

293
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:25,566
No changing clothes, no makeup,
no brushing your hair or teeth!

294
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,492
You have 15 minutes! Let's go!

295
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,114
Christy: Go! Go! Go!

296
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,370
Go! Go! Go!

297
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:39,245
Girl: Come on!

298
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:45,843
- Dinky! Dinky! What do we do?
- Oh, you just grab a guy.

299
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:50,134
Excuse me, sugar.
Can I borrow you for a date dash?

300
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:53,676
- Hurry up, girl. Come on. Come on!
- Okay.

301
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:02,529
Hello?

302
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,274
Hello? Man: Oh, sorry.

303
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:06,651
I'm sorry.

304
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:11,281
Hi. I'm sorry I startled you.
Can you...? Can you help me?

305
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:12,831
Okay.

306
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,168
Thanks. Sure.

307
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:21,912
- Oh, sorry. Sorry, thanks.
- What are you doing in a bush?

308
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:26,421
I don't know. I was walking home and
this crazed pack of girls came toward me.

309
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:28,343
So I dove for cover.

310
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,598
Vision not impaired.
Sense of balance restored.

311
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:36,803
- Feeling in fingers and toes. No visible...
- Wait! You're a guy, right?

312
00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:39,274
Yeah

313
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:44,269
- what are you doing?
- Waiting for an antihistamine to work.

314
00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:46,361
I need you to be my date.

315
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:48,575
Your date?

316
00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,862
Yeah. Let's go.

317
00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:56,619
- Oh. Um, when I get this excited, I throw up.
- Keep moving, tell me when to duck.

318
00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:09,839
Sydney: Let's go!

319
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:22,765
What's good? Wonderful.

320
00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:24,316
You just made it.

321
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:27,478
Woman: How's the bit?

322
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,782
Mmm.

323
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:46,080
Oh, my god. Look at her with that pie.
It's a so-rority, not a ho-rority.

324
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:52,052
So, tell me about the vortex.
What's it like?

325
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:54,057
Uh

326
00:23:56,143 --> 00:24:00,557
I guess you'd call it a haven for people
who don't have anywhere else to go.

327
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:05,149
Some of us didn't get along with
roommates, some made others feel...

328
00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:06,600
Uncomfortable.

329
00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:08,561
Some of us wet the bed.

330
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,563
Some of us wet the hallway.

331
00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:16,618
All of us are outsiders.

332
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:19,409
Yeah, I know what that's like.

333
00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:24,585
Are you serious? You're a kappa pledge,
by definition, an insider.

334
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:28,130
Would all the kappa pledges
join me over here?

335
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:30,959
Okay. I guess I'll be right back.
Yes

336
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,305
okay, girls.
It's time for your next pledge task.

337
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:38,845
The date-dash ditch.

338
00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:42,637
This year's unsuitable date belongs to...

339
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:45,316
Sydney.

340
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:48,066
Sorry, you're gonna have to ditch him.

341
00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:54,611
But my guy's really nice.
And I dragged him all the way down here.

342
00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:59,662
He has a sinus infection and his athlete's
foot is flaring up. And he has glaucoma,

343
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:03,366
- he thinks. I cannot just ditch him.
- I don't make the rules.

344
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:07,453
If being a kappa is important to you,
then this is the price you pay.

345
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:19,639
Hey, "date."

346
00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:22,639
- Hey.
- I ordered you another cup of coffee.

347
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:29,354
I need you to meet me in the girls'
bathroom. Another pledge ritual.

348
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:31,356
Oh.

349
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:34,313
Oh. Ohl

350
00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:36,239
yeah. Yeah, yeah.

351
00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:40,532
- Okay.
- I'll meet you there.

352
00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:53,134
Sydney?

353
00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:57,169
Pervert! Ow.

354
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:08,973
Looks like you get stuck with the check.

355
00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:24,993
Man: We live in a country that's considered
to be the ultimate model of government.

356
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:26,375
By the people,

357
00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:27,957
for the people,

358
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:29,625
and of the people.

359
00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:34,206
But most Americans
would be surprised to find how afraid

360
00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:39,129
the founding fathers were of what
a direct democracy could do.

361
00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:43,758
Can anyone tell me why?

362
00:26:48,482 --> 00:26:50,848
The young man snoring there, perhaps?

363
00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:58,231
The founding fathers were afraid
that direct democracy

364
00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:00,691
would do to America what it did to Rome.

365
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:04,570
Alexander Hamilton even advocated
a monarchy.

366
00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:07,448
Exactly.

367
00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:11,452
We're trained to think the more
power the people have, the better.

368
00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:15,756
Can any of you tell me some reasons
why this isn't necessarily true?

369
00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:19,463
Oh, Terrence.

370
00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:22,220
Still here after eight years.

371
00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:25,974
What do you say we give someone
else a chance, huh?

372
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,595
Ms witchburn?

373
00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:34,354
Most Americans don't educate
themselves about the issues.

374
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:38,733
There are some valid arguments for keeping
things a little bit more elite.

375
00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:42,487
You could even argue a case
for certain types of oligarchy.

376
00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:45,987
Interesting.

377
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,530
I et's hear from someone else.

378
00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,991
How about you?

379
00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:52,918
Ms...? “White

380
00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:54,755
ms white.

381
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,540
Any thoughts?

382
00:27:58,302 --> 00:27:59,667
Um.

383
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,252
I guess I think that's...

384
00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:07,470
Underestimating the masses a bit.

385
00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:10,598
Not to mention overestimating the elites.

386
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:16,229
Apartheid was an oligarchy,
and no one wants that again.

387
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:18,362
Fexcellent.

388
00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:35,828
What year was kappa phi nu founded?
1902.

389
00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:37,423
Very good.

390
00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:46,555
J it's time, gotta start it up j

391
00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:49,509
mmm. Want some breakfast?

392
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:50,728
Yeah

393
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:53,522
help yourself.

394
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:55,973
Breakfast is good.

395
00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:58,986
Rachel: Ugh.

396
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:03,439
It's called moisturizer. Try some. Next.

397
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:07,192
Ugh. Your pores are enormous.

398
00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:09,949
They have whitening toothpaste. Next.

399
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:13,907
Dinky. Kappa founder
kitty Cooper's hometown?

400
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,707
[ Ittle rock

401
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:20,591
little rock.

402
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,086
Lose the big hair. This isn't Dallas.

403
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:27,598
Bye.

404
00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:29,725
Eyebrows...

405
00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:33,969
Meet tweezers.
Tweezers, meet your worst nightmare.

406
00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:36,271
J you know I'm just getting started j

407
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,641
next next next

408
00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:46,031
okay, future sisters.
Get your lazy asses up.

409
00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:48,074
You're gonna clean the bathrooms.

410
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:49,537
Ugh.

411
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,737
At the beta fraternity house.

412
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,329
- Kappa phi nu colors?
- Green and white.

413
00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:58,206
Wrong. Emerald and Pearl.

414
00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:00,419
Sorry, I'm still learning
how to speak priss.

415
00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:08,713
J just getting started
looking at the real me j

416
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:12,800
j I'm just getting started
and I like what I see j

417
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,598
j anytime I don't believe it j

418
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,102
j I'm just getting started j

419
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,491
You know what? Don't change a thing.

420
00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:41,458
You just keep walking around,
looking just like that.

421
00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:46,174
J just getting started
just getting started j

422
00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:56,468
- You again.
- Oh.

423
00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:57,803
Morning. “Hi

424
00:30:58,148 --> 00:30:59,638
sorry you had to do that.

425
00:30:59,733 --> 00:31:03,476
- The girls are a little traumatized.
Sydney: Yeah. It's okay. I...

426
00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:05,652
I spend a lot of time in bathrooms.

427
00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:14,366
No, no. I don't mean like that.
I don't go to the bathroom a lot, I...

428
00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:17,205
Sometimes I do.
Kind of depends on what I eat.

429
00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:23,583
Just to be clear, I spend
3 normal amount of time in the bathroom.

430
00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:26,419
- Sydney. Time to get back to the house.
- Okay.

431
00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:29,714
Don't ask. We had to take her.

432
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:32,387
I think she's cool and cute.

433
00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:35,803
Boy: Just admit they're cooler.

434
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:38,351
You don't know what you're talking about.

435
00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:41,896
There is no way that a pirate
is cooler than a ninja.

436
00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:47,152
Ninjas live like monks.
Pirates get Booty. End of discussion.

437
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:53,154
Hi, I need to return these.
And I have poli-sci books on reserve.

438
00:31:53,703 --> 00:31:54,703
I'm impressed.

439
00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:58,038
I don't get a lot of pledges
in here studying.

440
00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:01,037
They probably don't have scholarships
to maintain.

441
00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:03,369
You and your drunken, whoring pirates,

442
00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:07,172
represent the lowest common
denominator in society.

443
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:10,968
All right. I think we can all agree
that a pirate-ninja

444
00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:13,045
would be the coolest thing ever.

445
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:14,723
Sydney: Hi

446
00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:17,807
oh hi

447
00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:19,551
hello.

448
00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:23,605
I wanted to apologize for what
I did to you in the bathroom.

449
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:28,193
What did she do to you in the bathroom?
What did she do?

450
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:32,944
It was a stupid pledge prank,
and I'm really, really sorry.

451
00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:37,202
It wasn't exactly surprising
behavior for a kappa.

452
00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:41,323
Come on, let's go.

453
00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:42,624
Excuse me.

454
00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:50,131
If it makes you feel better,
they threw bologna at us

455
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,334
while we sang céline Dion songs.

456
00:32:58,018 --> 00:32:59,258
Girls.

457
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:02,185
It's been a long journey,
but you're almost done.

458
00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:05,271
Tomorrow night is our presents dance,

459
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:08,475
where you'll be introduced
as official kappa sisters.

460
00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:14,531
It's tradition for current sisters

461
00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:17,485
to pass down their presents gowns
to new pledges.

462
00:33:17,579 --> 00:33:19,615
After all, we're all size two.

463
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,539
Except you, Amy.

464
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:25,826
As president, I will draw the first name.

465
00:33:26,588 --> 00:33:29,375
This lucky girl's getting
one of Milan's finest.

466
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:35,846
Sydney white.

467
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:38,805
Oh, my god.

468
00:33:46,066 --> 00:33:47,066
Come, Sydney.

469
00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:58,446
Hey, Christy, why don't you
check your standing?

470
00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,949
I'm sure you've cracked
the top 20 by now.

471
00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:02,446
What's that?

472
00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:06,204
Just the school's "hot or not"
ranking on MySpace.

473
00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:07,784
It's just some dumb list.

474
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,832
Huh. That does sound dumb.

475
00:34:10,674 --> 00:34:11,789
Really dumb.

476
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:15,546
I bet lame people just log on all day
and vote for themselves.

477
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:19,012
No, we don't. We're only allowed
to vote once a day.

478
00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:20,099
Right, Rachel?

479
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,551
Hey, rach, you're still number one.

480
00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:26,140
Am I? How cute.

481
00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:28,809
It's been that way for forever.

482
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:31,687
You know people.
They stick with the status quo.

483
00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:35,566
- That's why new people never make it on.
- Sydney's on it.

484
00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:37,647
Number 213. Sydney: I am?

485
00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:39,573
- Let me see that.
- Cool.

486
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:42,368
You said new people
never make it on the list.

487
00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:44,579
Well, like you said.

488
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:46,907
It's just some dumb list.

489
00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:50,039
Aren't we just so lucky
to have you as a pledge?

490
00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:55,833
And I think you're gonna look
just gorgeous in...

491
00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,009
Perfect. Totally you.

492
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,591
Practically screams number 213.

493
00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:09,516
Hey, Tyler.

494
00:35:09,983 --> 00:35:12,269
Ha oh you're so bad.

495
00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:15,192
I have to take this.

496
00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:37,465
Rachel: Jenny Robinson.

497
00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:41,711
Dinky hodgekiss.

498
00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:45,932
Alicia Fairchild.

499
00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:49,727
Bunchy hathaway.

500
00:35:53,026 --> 00:35:54,891
And finally, Sydney white.

501
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:05,535
I present to you,
this fall's kappa phi nu pledge class.

502
00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:12,200
J when I see you baby j

503
00:36:12,379 --> 00:36:13,379
you look

504
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:14,880
incredible.

505
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:16,423
Thank you.

506
00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:18,415
Dance?

507
00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:27,300
J when I see you smile
I can face the world and

508
00:36:28,144 --> 00:36:29,680
who are you, Sydney white?

509
00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:35,269
You throw a football like Matt leinart,
fearlessly conquer fraternity bathrooms,

510
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:37,225
and clean up nice, to boot.

511
00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:41,818
Well, I'm more of a Peyton Manning.
Ll einart's a leftie.

512
00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:43,485
Marry me.

513
00:36:46,246 --> 00:36:49,113
So, they go all out for
these shindigs, huh?

514
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:54,668
That's a weird word. "Shindig.” you eat?
There are hors d'oeuvres over there.

515
00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:58,292
I tried to eat a plastic flower once.
It kind of hurt.

516
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,337
I'm rambling again, aren't I?

517
00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:05,420
I'm starting to think I make you nervous.

518
00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:07,433
No

519
00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:12,602
J when I see you smile and7

520
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:17,603
congratulations.
You are now a kappa sister.

521
00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:26,529
Congratulations.
You are now a kappa sister.

522
00:37:29,164 --> 00:37:37,164
Congratulations.
You are now a kappa sister.

523
00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:41,710
You are now a kappa sister.
You are now a kappa sister. Kappa sister.

524
00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:45,628
Congratulations.
You are now a kappa sister.

525
00:37:54,731 --> 00:37:58,394
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm afraid we've a bit of a situation.

526
00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:03,900
Every so often, it's the unfortunate duty
of the president to act as judge and jury.

527
00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:07,232
Sydney white has exhibited
inappropriate kappa behavior.

528
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:12,783
- Is this a pledge prank?
- It certainly is not.

529
00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:15,907
You're guilty of
the following infractions:

530
00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:18,869
You brought an unsuitable date
to the date dash,

531
00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:20,874
cheated during a pledge quiz,

532
00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:25,417
revealed a secret pledge ritual
to the entire library,

533
00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:28,219
and finally, lied about your background.

534
00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:32,349
We all know your dad
is actually a plumber.

535
00:38:33,603 --> 00:38:37,812
As kappa president, according
to statute 25a of the sorority charter,

536
00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:41,312
I hereby dismiss Sydney white
from the kappa pledge class.

537
00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:50,276
I don't know what your mother
got away with when she was here,

538
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,536
but you will never be a kappa.

539
00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:02,673
You know what?

540
00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:04,084
Thank you.

541
00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:09,173
If this is what sisterhood is all about,
then I don't want any part of it.

542
00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:10,629
I want that dress back.

543
00:39:11,808 --> 00:39:13,048
Take it

544
00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:02,390
I will see your cobra commander,
and I will raise you a mint

545
00:40:02,984 --> 00:40:05,316
unopened, power of the force,

546
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:08,065
return of the jedi, Luke Skywalker in...

547
00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:11,231
Battle poncho.

548
00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,161
Wow.

549
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:21,460
We fold.

550
00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:28,832
Which is better? Three a's, or two
of the cards with the ladies on them?

551
00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:31,338
You dope. “What?

552
00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:34,050
If you have both, it's a full house.

553
00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:36,548
How is it you always win at cards,

554
00:40:36,643 --> 00:40:40,181
but you can't make it from
junior tiger guide to tiger guide?

555
00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:42,478
It's one badge, okay? It's one badge.

556
00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:44,604
Knots are hard.

557
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:48,772
Does anyone know another word
for "douchebaggery"?

558
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:53,857
- I don't want to repeat it a third time.
- No one reads your whiny blog anyway.

559
00:40:54,369 --> 00:40:56,951
Peoplespunisher.com
is not about being read.

560
00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,195
It's about being written.

561
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,087
Good morning, embele.

562
00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:20,717
Where do you think he goes?

563
00:41:25,358 --> 00:41:29,192
Outside, a lady waits.
She wears Jean-pants and looks very sad.

564
00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:31,565
There's a girl outside?

565
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:34,363
Yes. Am I looking good?

566
00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:36,319
Yes

567
00:41:39,956 --> 00:41:42,368
oh. It's the bathroom babe.

568
00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:46,743
I'm gonna go work the spanky magic.

569
00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:15,855
Sorry. You probably
don't want me sitting out here.

570
00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:18,111
And I understand. Especially you.

571
00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:21,410
And you were right
about the whole kappa thing.

572
00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:23,662
I'll go.

573
00:42:27,003 --> 00:42:29,870
Did they really make you sing céline Dion?

574
00:42:30,715 --> 00:42:31,715
Yeah

575
00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:35,295
do you need a place to stay?

576
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:49,480
Lenny: Guys, this is Sydney.

577
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:54,186
Uh, she needs a place to stay.
She gave up her dorm room to pledge kappa.

578
00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:58,272
Sydney, these are the guys. Gurkin.

579
00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:02,072
Terrence.

580
00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:05,075
George.

581
00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:08,039
Jeremy.

582
00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:12,420
Don't forget me.
“Of course. Scoozer.

583
00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:15,965
Jeremy's shy.
He had several therapists as a kid.

584
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:18,384
One of them recommended a puppet.

585
00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:21,429
He never stopped using it.
You get used to scoozer.

586
00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:24,599
Okay. As long as he doesn't
hump my bunny slippers.

587
00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:26,300
No promises.

588
00:43:34,362 --> 00:43:36,478
Lenny: Uh uh...

589
00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:40,235
That's embelackpo akimbatunde.
We just call him embele.

590
00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:43,656
He's from Nigeria and hasn't adjusted
to the time change.

591
00:43:43,746 --> 00:43:48,581
- His days and nights are reversed.
- Jet lag, huh? When did he get here?

592
00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:50,870
Three years ago.

593
00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:53,755
Thank you.

594
00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:55,507
Of course.

595
00:43:56,384 --> 00:43:58,215
I have to invert the ratio.

596
00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:02,212
Come on, bilbo.

597
00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:07,512
And what exactly is he doing?
“We have no idea.

598
00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,020
Okay.

599
00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:11,312
Welcome to the vortex.

600
00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:43,047
Lenny: Sydney? - Hi come in.

601
00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:44,845
Hi uh

602
00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:49,471
I'm sorry, I know it can be a little
spooky up here at night,

603
00:44:49,562 --> 00:44:51,518
so I brought you this.

604
00:44:51,606 --> 00:44:56,316
That nightlight has gotten me
through some pretty tough times.

605
00:44:58,446 --> 00:45:00,186
Thanks, that's really sweet.

606
00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:04,991
Hey, is that dark fury, number four?
Yeah

607
00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:08,194
the one with the first appearance
of the emerald mask.

608
00:45:09,332 --> 00:45:13,291
You know, you may be more vortex
than kappa after all.

609
00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:16,410
So, uh, are you all set?
Do you need anything?

610
00:45:16,756 --> 00:45:20,999
A hypo-allergenic pillow? Humidifier?
De-humidifier? Ionizer?

611
00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:23,675
I'm all good on the medical supply front.

612
00:45:23,763 --> 00:45:26,550
Are you sure”? A lot of dust.

613
00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:29,758
I actually got loads of allergy medicine.

614
00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:32,218
You? Allergies?
Never would have guessed.

615
00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:39,358
- Cats, shellfish, pollen, wood.
- Wow, that's a lot of...

616
00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:42,530
A few others.

617
00:45:43,157 --> 00:45:45,773
But it's getting late.
You're probably tired.

618
00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:49,076
Yeah, public humiliation
can be pretty tiring.

619
00:45:49,789 --> 00:45:50,789
Yeah, I know.

620
00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:55,123
Oh, um, I don't know if you need
any sort of special...

621
00:45:56,587 --> 00:46:00,546
- Lady products.
- No, I'm good. Thank though.

622
00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:03,591
Thanks for everything.

623
00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:08,804
Hey. Heh, heh. I don't know if you need...

624
00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:12,217
- Me to do anything.
- Spanky, go on.

625
00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:15,849
Sorry about that.

626
00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:19,102
Let me know if he bothers you.
Spanky's kind of...

627
00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:22,777
He really likes girls,
but he doesn't know many.

628
00:46:23,823 --> 00:46:25,609
But he keeps himself happy.

629
00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:28,696
You may find this hard
to believe, but, um...

630
00:46:28,995 --> 00:46:32,704
Most of the guys here
don't have a lot of experience with girls.

631
00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:40,463
Dudes.

632
00:46:41,007 --> 00:46:44,340
That thing has touched boobs.

633
00:46:46,679 --> 00:46:48,010
Of course.

634
00:46:48,848 --> 00:46:53,467
The sturdy, breathable fabric is designed
to maintain mammary elasticity.

635
00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:56,553
Shut up, Terrence.
You're ruining the moment for me.

636
00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:11,453
Paul: Hello

637
00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:14,786
- hey, dad. Did I wake you?
- Are you kidding?

638
00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:17,414
How was the big dance?

639
00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:21,169
That's actually why I was calling.

640
00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:25,581
Come on, I've been waiting up to hear.
Tell me all about it

641
00:47:25,926 --> 00:47:26,926
it was great.

642
00:47:28,387 --> 00:47:30,093
Yeah, it's all very exciting.

643
00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:34,265
Sydney, I'm sure your mom's right there
taking it all in with you.

644
00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:36,269
I know.

645
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,516
That's what I keep thinking.

646
00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:44,183
- Good night, sweetie.
- Good night, dad.

647
00:47:59,168 --> 00:48:00,499
Ohl

648
00:48:04,465 --> 00:48:07,457
this place is a death trap.
How about some repairs?

649
00:48:09,261 --> 00:48:12,799
- Sydney, don't start.
- You know why we can't get any repairs?

650
00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:14,095
I'll tell you why.

651
00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:18,426
Campus-wide, systematic Greek oppression.

652
00:48:18,521 --> 00:48:22,605
Read peoplespunisher. Com if you
wanna know more. I did a series on it.

653
00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:27,105
I don't know what this house has to do
with the Greek system. It isn't Greek.

654
00:48:27,196 --> 00:48:31,439
That's the problem. Rachel witchburn
and the greeks run student council.

655
00:48:31,534 --> 00:48:34,947
The student council dictates
all budget appropriations.

656
00:48:36,956 --> 00:48:41,416
Over the past 14 semesters,
87.3 percent of all campus event funding

657
00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:43,709
has been devoted to the Greek system.

658
00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:47,709
Are you kidding me?

659
00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,131
I don't kid.

660
00:48:49,218 --> 00:48:50,674
Oh!

661
00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:53,423
Won't be long now.

662
00:48:54,348 --> 00:48:59,217
Why is everyone on this campus willing to
let Rachel witchburn run their lives?

663
00:49:02,148 --> 00:49:05,060
She's kind of scary.

664
00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:10,316
J oh, I'm getting what I want
oh, gonna show it, gonna flaunt it j

665
00:49:10,406 --> 00:49:11,406
hey, Rachel.

666
00:49:13,075 --> 00:49:16,613
Check it out. The diet's working.
I lost five pounds.

667
00:49:16,704 --> 00:49:20,117
J gonna show it, gonna flaunt it ij

668
00:49:20,833 --> 00:49:22,494
I think your ass found it.

669
00:49:23,043 --> 00:49:24,043
Tyler: Hey.

670
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:25,830
Hey.

671
00:49:25,921 --> 00:49:27,001
Sydney.

672
00:49:29,091 --> 00:49:30,091
Sydney.

673
00:49:31,927 --> 00:49:34,293
- Hi.
- Listen. About last night.

674
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:36,595
Last night”? Hmm. Wait, let me think.

675
00:49:36,682 --> 00:49:39,549
Oh, yeah.
When your girlfriend humiliated me.

676
00:49:40,186 --> 00:49:43,144
- Good times.
- Trust me, Rachel's not my girlfriend.

677
00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:45,562
Not everyone in Greek row is like her.

678
00:49:45,649 --> 00:49:49,608
- Give me a chance to prove that.
Girl: Sign up for student council.

679
00:49:49,695 --> 00:49:52,402
You know, I'm actually kind of busy...

680
00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:55,485
Juggling seven guys at the moment, so...
“Whoa.

681
00:49:56,076 --> 00:49:57,076
I gotta go.

682
00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:01,112
Can I have a sign-up sheet?

683
00:50:01,207 --> 00:50:03,414
- Yeah.
- Actually, can I have seven?

684
00:50:13,802 --> 00:50:16,418
Ladies, we won't have to deal
with the public

685
00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:19,802
once the vortex is torn down
and my Greek center's built.

686
00:50:21,644 --> 00:50:23,851
Oh. Is it 4:00 already?

687
00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:26,933
Loser, loser,

688
00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:28,935
kappa, kappa,

689
00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:31,142
kappa, lose...

690
00:50:33,072 --> 00:50:34,072
What?

691
00:50:35,241 --> 00:50:36,572
This isn't happening.

692
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:41,402
Wow. I guess her little striptease act
got some attention.

693
00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:50,494
Rachel, Rachel, use your soothing words.

694
00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:53,379
Prada.

695
00:50:53,801 --> 00:50:54,801
(Succi.

696
00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:56,549
Chanel

697
00:50:57,638 --> 00:50:59,048
Sydney, Sydney, Sydney.

698
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,505
Ahh! “Whoa!

699
00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:08,762
Hey. Sydney: Hey, guys.

700
00:51:11,443 --> 00:51:13,434
Here, I'll open that for you.

701
00:51:13,612 --> 00:51:14,818
There you go.

702
00:51:15,698 --> 00:51:18,861
I found a way for you
to get the vortex repaired.

703
00:51:19,702 --> 00:51:22,990
We're signing up for student council,
all seven of you.

704
00:51:29,753 --> 00:51:33,962
Very funny, Sydney. Next you'll tell us
admiral Adama's a cylon.

705
00:51:37,177 --> 00:51:40,010
I have no idea what you said,
but I'm serious.

706
00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:44,511
You'll all run on a ticket and
take over the entire student council

707
00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:48,811
no non-Greek has
won a student-council office since 1992

708
00:51:49,398 --> 00:51:51,559
and look where that's gotten us.

709
00:51:52,693 --> 00:51:55,400
- Ow.
- Yes, George. Ow.

710
00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:57,565
We've taken enough of their abuse.

711
00:51:57,656 --> 00:52:01,194
I'll be your campaign manager.
I'll be with you every step.

712
00:52:01,285 --> 00:52:02,946
I am in.

713
00:52:03,037 --> 00:52:05,449
Good. Who else is with me? Come on, guys.

714
00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:10,871
Do you wanna spend the rest of college
locked in this hole,

715
00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:12,872
disenfranchised and powerless?

716
00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:15,796
- Okay.
- No. George, no.

717
00:52:15,883 --> 00:52:18,215
You don't wanna be powerless.
No.

718
00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:19,712
Please don't give up.

719
00:52:22,097 --> 00:52:26,010
Did the avengers give up
when the black knight sprayed that foam

720
00:52:26,101 --> 00:52:29,059
that left everybody
stuck to the ground? No!

721
00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:33,355
With the help of a criminal glue
specialist, they freed everyone.

722
00:52:33,859 --> 00:52:35,724
I'm your glue specialist.

723
00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:37,059
Yeah. Yeah

724
00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:38,940
oh, yeah. Yeah.

725
00:52:39,281 --> 00:52:41,317
Who's running for president?

726
00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:43,399
Not it. “Not it.

727
00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:54,118
Oh. I never win at that game.

728
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,332
Sydney: Terrence it is.

729
00:52:56,882 --> 00:52:58,463
Let's get started.

730
00:53:04,556 --> 00:53:10,392
J I am temperamental
[Ike a heart without a home j

731
00:53:10,479 --> 00:53:12,765
I I am sentimental j

732
00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:14,266
so”?

733
00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:16,440
J but you don't know me at all and

734
00:53:17,361 --> 00:53:22,856
j I have expectations
I wanna be the one you call and

735
00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:25,240
mm hmm.

736
00:53:26,954 --> 00:53:28,945
J but you don't know me at all and

737
00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:32,865
mm. Nice.

738
00:53:34,378 --> 00:53:38,587
J I'm a revolution
close your eyes j

739
00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:44,757
j lam, I am
I'll blow your mind j

740
00:53:45,431 --> 00:53:48,889
j lam I'm a revolution I

741
00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:54,687
j why do I have to explain
who I am again and again j

742
00:53:55,149 --> 00:53:56,229
lamb

743
00:53:59,027 --> 00:54:01,814
j I know what you're thinking j

744
00:54:02,948 --> 00:54:05,234
hey. You did it yes.

745
00:54:05,367 --> 00:54:10,327
J but I think that you're pretending
but you don't fool me at all »

746
00:54:10,956 --> 00:54:12,241
hey, Terrence.

747
00:54:17,838 --> 00:54:20,204
J hold on tight and

748
00:54:20,841 --> 00:54:21,921
bye, Terrence.

749
00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:26,468
J I'm a revolution
close your eyes j

750
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:32,801
j lam, I am
I'll blow your mind j

751
00:54:33,479 --> 00:54:36,846
j lam I'm a revolution I

752
00:54:36,982 --> 00:54:43,023
j why do I have to explain
who I am again and again j

753
00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:44,193
mlamds

754
00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:53,244
This is the gym.

755
00:54:53,999 --> 00:54:55,785
A lot of people hang out here.

756
00:54:56,168 --> 00:55:00,582
We can work off some of those doughnuts
and maybe even talk to a few people.

757
00:55:01,173 --> 00:55:03,255
I don't know.

758
00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:07,301
Come on, guys. It's Saturday.
What else would you be doing?

759
00:55:07,387 --> 00:55:10,094
Play fantasy video games
and then reenact them.

760
00:55:17,606 --> 00:55:19,767
Are you not entertained?

761
00:55:20,442 --> 00:55:24,856
Mm. Tempting, but I think we are
gonna stick with this.

762
00:55:32,788 --> 00:55:34,244
Oh, I can't do it.

763
00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:37,323
My arms ache.
I think I may have muscular dystrophy.

764
00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:39,658
Muscular dystrophy is a birth defect.

765
00:55:40,712 --> 00:55:42,828
Lenny, they're two pounds.

766
00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:44,423
Fach.

767
00:55:47,302 --> 00:55:48,302
You got it?

768
00:55:49,471 --> 00:55:52,713
- What?
- I said yeah, I got...

769
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,347
Damn, embele. You're going to town.

770
00:56:01,441 --> 00:56:05,150
- Where'd you get all that energy?
- I just awaken an hour ago.

771
00:56:19,167 --> 00:56:21,283
- You're gonna be fine.
- It fell on my foot.

772
00:56:22,129 --> 00:56:25,417
Man: Rachel witchburn
has led student council to great heights

773
00:56:25,507 --> 00:56:29,216
over the past two years.
In addition to repaving Greek row,

774
00:56:29,303 --> 00:56:34,718
Rachel beautified Greek row's grounds and
expanded parking privileges for Greek row.

775
00:56:34,808 --> 00:56:38,141
Re-elect Rachel witchburn.
Vision. Leadership.

776
00:56:38,770 --> 00:56:39,850
Progress.

777
00:56:39,938 --> 00:56:43,101
I'm Rachel witchburn,
and I approve this message.

778
00:56:43,775 --> 00:56:46,437
Can you believe that?
Who would fall for that?

779
00:56:51,366 --> 00:56:52,481
George.

780
00:56:52,576 --> 00:56:53,782
No

781
00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:55,655
No

782
00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:18,427
Prada.

783
00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:19,845
(Succi.

784
00:57:20,228 --> 00:57:21,593
Chanel

785
00:57:22,189 --> 00:57:23,554
Armani.

786
00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:32,821
J what, what? Pump the fist and

787
00:57:33,325 --> 00:57:35,190
j what, what? Pump the fist and

788
00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:37,526
j you don't want that
do it like this I

789
00:57:37,621 --> 00:57:41,990
j pump, pump, pump j

790
00:57:42,084 --> 00:57:44,166
Sydney: Freedom!
Spanky: Freedom to the 7th power.

791
00:57:44,252 --> 00:57:47,335
Freedom to the 7th power, people.
Come one, come all.

792
00:57:47,422 --> 00:57:49,754
(Set down with freedom to the 7th power.

793
00:57:49,841 --> 00:57:53,425
- Learn about freedom to the 7th power.
- Yeah, check us out.

794
00:57:54,012 --> 00:57:55,252
Spanky: This is the spot.

795
00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:57,304
Freedom.

796
00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:02,802
- I don't think we're making an impression.
Sydney: I was worried about that

797
00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:05,057
a-ha

798
00:58:06,233 --> 00:58:08,770
free drinks free drinks over here.

799
00:58:09,444 --> 00:58:11,685
Freedom to the 7th power. Free drinks.

800
00:58:13,657 --> 00:58:16,023
Serve and socialize.

801
00:58:18,370 --> 00:58:20,156
Who wants a burger?

802
00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:34,583
=f

803
00:58:36,888 --> 00:58:39,755
I just wanted to apologize
for what happened.

804
00:58:41,727 --> 00:58:43,342
I really am sorry.

805
00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:45,688
It's okay.

806
00:58:46,732 --> 00:58:48,268
So, how's life as a kappa?

807
00:58:48,817 --> 00:58:51,399
Oh, you know, it's good.

808
00:58:52,487 --> 00:58:54,398
- Is one of these...”
- Yes, Lenny.

809
00:58:54,489 --> 00:58:57,196
The greenish one
is your gluten-free soy Patty.

810
00:58:57,284 --> 00:59:00,367
- Excellent.
- Do you have any extra of those?

811
00:59:01,872 --> 00:59:04,534
- Are you allergic to gluten?
- Oh, all my life.

812
00:59:04,624 --> 00:59:07,707
It is so hard to find
a decent gluten-free soy Patty.

813
00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:12,333
Today's your lucky day.
These are sensational.

814
00:59:13,008 --> 00:59:16,250
- Lenny, this is my friend dinky.
- It's nice to meet you.

815
00:59:16,344 --> 00:59:17,834
Dinky. Right?

816
00:59:17,929 --> 00:59:19,510
Nice to meet you, dinky.

817
00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:21,217
Dinky?

818
00:59:23,018 --> 00:59:24,224
We're over there.

819
00:59:26,021 --> 00:59:29,229
Hi, Sydney. It's nice you
found people you fit in with.

820
00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:34,731
It is nice. If only there were a place
where a materialistic bitch could fit in.

821
00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:36,527
Oh, Walt, there is.

822
00:59:37,532 --> 00:59:42,526
Whatever. It's so cute making your
little friends run for student council

823
00:59:42,621 --> 00:59:45,579
it is cute, and it'll be
even cuter when we win.

824
00:59:46,625 --> 00:59:49,207
Just so you know, non-greeks never win.

825
00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:53,458
Like you said new people never
make it on your hot or not list, right?

826
00:59:54,007 --> 00:59:55,463
Let me give you one tip.

827
00:59:57,594 --> 01:00:00,427
I am the last person you wanna mess with.

828
01:00:00,514 --> 01:00:01,594
No

829
01:00:01,890 --> 01:00:03,096
You're the first

830
01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:06,599
come on, let's go.

831
01:00:09,397 --> 01:00:11,388
It was nice seeing you, Sydney.

832
01:00:12,526 --> 01:00:13,766
You too, Lenny.

833
01:00:13,860 --> 01:00:15,350
Oh, I... I...

834
01:00:19,366 --> 01:00:21,197
You realize she was flirting.

835
01:00:21,284 --> 01:00:22,865
What? Yeah

836
01:00:22,953 --> 01:00:23,953
no

837
01:00:25,205 --> 01:00:27,036
Who's gonna win today?

838
01:00:27,124 --> 01:00:29,160
All: Sharks gonna win today.

839
01:00:29,251 --> 01:00:30,957
Who, who, who?

840
01:00:31,044 --> 01:00:32,500
All: Sharks, sharks, sharks.

841
01:00:37,759 --> 01:00:40,216
Who's gonna win today?

842
01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:47,511
Well, when the temperature drops
below 60 and there's a headwind,

843
01:00:47,602 --> 01:00:51,311
forces on the ball create
unfavorable magnitude and direction.

844
01:00:51,398 --> 01:00:55,687
The resulting spatial vector leads
to an increase in the fumble ratio.

845
01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:58,275
I anticipate a double-digit loss.

846
01:01:03,743 --> 01:01:07,827
Dude's a freak. I don't know about you,
but I gotta change my bet.

847
01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:11,699
We graduated with that dude. Huh

848
01:01:18,550 --> 01:01:21,667
The election's coming up,
and we could really use you.

849
01:01:24,222 --> 01:01:26,508
Man:
Hey, dudes, throw the frisbee back.

850
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:29,637
Go on. Someone pick it up
and throw it on back.

851
01:01:30,604 --> 01:01:31,719
Man: Right here.

852
01:01:35,984 --> 01:01:37,975
- Ow.
- Heads up.

853
01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:22,269
Dude, I think you have the wrong desk.

854
01:02:28,536 --> 01:02:31,027
You definitely have the wrong desk.

855
01:02:53,436 --> 01:02:58,305
Js when I see you smile
I can face the world j

856
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,392
j oh, you know I can do anything j

857
01:03:03,154 --> 01:03:05,987
j when I see you smile j

858
01:03:06,366 --> 01:03:09,199
j I see a ray of light, oh, oh j

859
01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:12,028
j I see it shining right through the rain j

860
01:03:12,122 --> 01:03:14,488
j when I see you smile j

861
01:03:14,582 --> 01:03:19,121
j baby, when I see you smile at me jj

862
01:03:25,510 --> 01:03:27,341
Tyler, have you lost your mind?

863
01:03:27,429 --> 01:03:31,092
No, but I will keep singing
unless you agree to go out with me.

864
01:03:32,475 --> 01:03:33,635
Just one date.

865
01:03:34,644 --> 01:03:35,644
No

866
01:03:36,855 --> 01:03:39,267
J when I see you smile j

867
01:03:39,357 --> 01:03:40,357
okay.

868
01:03:41,985 --> 01:03:43,395
Pick me up at 7.

869
01:03:43,486 --> 01:03:44,851
And it's not a date.

870
01:03:44,946 --> 01:03:47,733
Done, but dinner's served at 5.

871
01:03:50,035 --> 01:03:52,742
Nice work, beta freshmen. Dismissed.

872
01:04:10,555 --> 01:04:14,764
So, what do you guys think? This is
what I wore to my college interview.

873
01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:17,934
I thought it would be
3 nice first-date outfit.

874
01:04:18,021 --> 01:04:21,559
No, it's terrible.
You look like Barbara Walters.

875
01:04:21,649 --> 01:04:24,231
- You said this wasn't a date.
- It is not.

876
01:04:24,319 --> 01:04:28,062
We're just friends and, you know,
I don't like him like that.

877
01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:32,483
Only a little. You know, occasionally,
when his shirt's off.

878
01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:34,703
I have no idea.

879
01:04:34,788 --> 01:04:38,531
Uh-huh! It's how it always starts.
You never plan these things.

880
01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:41,992
You're friends. Then,
"are you here to fix the copier?"

881
01:04:42,087 --> 01:04:44,419
- Next thing you know...
- You are no help.

882
01:04:44,506 --> 01:04:47,339
Why are you nervous?
You must have been on dates.

883
01:04:47,425 --> 01:04:52,215
I don't know if you guys figured this out,
but I'm not the prom queen type.

884
01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:55,263
- Yeah, but you're pretty, Sydney.
Sydney: Thanks, George.

885
01:04:55,350 --> 01:04:58,808
But I've had about as much
dating experience as you guys.

886
01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:01,261
Whoa, speak for yourself.

887
01:05:04,943 --> 01:05:07,685
Lenny: I see what you mean.
- You need something sexy.

888
01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:09,815
- But warm.
- Purple's pretty.

889
01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:12,443
- My mom wore mauve.
Jeremy: What about fuchsia?

890
01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:14,134
George: No.
Spanky: Looks like it itches.

891
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:15,741
George: Let me see.
Lenny: Don't push.

892
01:05:17,664 --> 01:05:20,280
Three quarters of dates
end in disappointment

893
01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:24,288
for one or both parties, studies show.
I hope you beat the odds.

894
01:05:24,504 --> 01:05:25,914
Me, too.

895
01:05:27,465 --> 01:05:31,083
You try any funny stuff,
I will unleash the Internet on you.

896
01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:35,466
I will register you as a sex offender
in all 50 states and Canada.

897
01:05:37,225 --> 01:05:39,807
Yeah. And I'll kick your ass.

898
01:05:40,437 --> 01:05:41,437
Sydney: Hi

899
01:05:46,526 --> 01:05:47,526
Tyler: You look...

900
01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:56,733
Thanks.
“What was that all about?

901
01:05:56,828 --> 01:05:58,534
Nothing.
You should see the plumbing.

902
01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:01,370
What was that? That's Terrence.

903
01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:04,541
You get used to it. Let's go.
Bye, guys.

904
01:06:04,627 --> 01:06:06,037
Bye, Sydney.

905
01:06:06,671 --> 01:06:08,707
All 50 states, pal.

906
01:06:13,887 --> 01:06:19,302
J I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold and

907
01:06:20,226 --> 01:06:22,717
so, your idea of a date is to convert me?

908
01:06:23,229 --> 01:06:24,594
Now it's a date, huh?

909
01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:31,810
J your beautiful soul j

910
01:06:31,905 --> 01:06:32,905
hey, guys.

911
01:06:33,615 --> 01:06:36,402
I yeah j

912
01:06:42,624 --> 01:06:45,582
You serve meals to the homeless?
I had no idea.

913
01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:47,329
He had no choice.

914
01:06:48,421 --> 01:06:52,630
Not unless he had another plan to get
that infraction off his record.

915
01:06:53,259 --> 01:06:55,625
Me and the betas,
we got in some trouble.

916
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:58,962
Let's just say a few
campus ordinances were violated.

917
01:06:59,057 --> 01:07:01,969
- A few?
- And you're working your hours off here?

918
01:07:02,060 --> 01:07:04,642
Nice to see you recruiting
my best students.

919
01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:08,938
- Sydney, happy to have you here.
- Happy to be here.

920
01:07:12,237 --> 01:07:16,651
So, do my hours tonight count
towards working off Tyler's dirty deeds?

921
01:07:16,741 --> 01:07:19,608
Actually, he fulfilled
his requirement last year.

922
01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:21,613
We can't seem to get rid of him.

923
01:07:32,131 --> 01:07:34,543
Tyler:
Watch your step. We're almost there.

924
01:07:34,634 --> 01:07:37,546
J watch the season pull up its own stakes j

925
01:07:37,637 --> 01:07:38,968
wow.

926
01:07:41,474 --> 01:07:43,010
This is beautiful

927
01:07:43,685 --> 01:07:49,180
j before the gold and the glimmer
have been replaced j

928
01:07:50,316 --> 01:07:53,399
if you look over there,
you can almost see Greek row.

929
01:07:54,988 --> 01:07:57,695
Which is the last thing you wanna see.
Yeah

930
01:07:58,783 --> 01:08:00,899
it's just growing up without my mom,

931
01:08:00,994 --> 01:08:04,828
I was hoping that becoming a kappa
would help me connect with her.

932
01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:08,827
Sydney, you don't need kappa.

933
01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:09,998
I know.

934
01:08:10,712 --> 01:08:13,624
I feel close to her
just being at the school.

935
01:08:14,966 --> 01:08:18,174
You know, I found her name
carved into my study carrel.

936
01:08:18,886 --> 01:08:19,886
No way.

937
01:08:19,971 --> 01:08:24,556
It's all in our hearts j'j'

938
01:08:24,642 --> 01:08:28,351
hey, is this where you bring
all your first non-dates?

939
01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:30,929
Luring the babes
with this do-gooder thing?

940
01:08:31,024 --> 01:08:33,811
Oh, yeah.
Sorority girls can't get enough of it.

941
01:08:34,235 --> 01:08:36,647
"This place doesn't
even have a maitre d"

942
01:08:37,071 --> 01:08:40,359
"these plates are plastic.
Touching them hurts my hands."

943
01:08:40,825 --> 01:08:44,317
You're the first girl I thought
would appreciate this place.

944
01:08:44,912 --> 01:08:48,279
Well, I do, even if there was
no bathroom attendant.

945
01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:51,498
- I had to turn the faucet myself.
- Ha.

946
01:08:54,339 --> 01:08:55,339
Tyler: Here we are.

947
01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:59,210
All right. Well.

948
01:09:00,345 --> 01:09:01,551
Thank you.

949
01:09:02,305 --> 01:09:03,761
I had a great time.

950
01:09:08,603 --> 01:09:10,594
You're trying not to over-talk.

951
01:09:11,773 --> 01:09:12,773
Yeah.

952
01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:27,496
\whoal

953
01:09:29,624 --> 01:09:31,910
I'm okay. My spleen broke my fall.

954
01:09:39,634 --> 01:09:41,966
- Hi, guys.
- Hey. Sydney.

955
01:09:42,053 --> 01:09:43,053
Lenny: What a surprise.

956
01:09:43,971 --> 01:09:45,632
We were just watching the...

957
01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:50,470
The game?

958
01:09:51,896 --> 01:09:53,102
Yeah, who's playing?

959
01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:57,899
Um the. St Louis gorillas.

960
01:09:59,237 --> 01:10:03,321
You were spying on me. For that,
I'm not gonna tell you about my date.

961
01:10:03,408 --> 01:10:05,694
- Oh, come on, Sydney.
- Nope.

962
01:10:06,494 --> 01:10:07,984
Good night, boys.

963
01:10:10,123 --> 01:10:11,613
Oh, man.

964
01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:14,658
I should probably see a doctor.

965
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:16,920
Oh.

966
01:10:21,634 --> 01:10:24,501
- Hey, sexy.
- Rachel, what are you doing here?

967
01:10:25,513 --> 01:10:28,175
Besides reading
your boring e-mails, nothing.

968
01:10:28,891 --> 01:10:32,179
Tell me what you were doing out with her.

969
01:10:33,396 --> 01:10:36,433
You know what, Rachel?
I like Sydney. Deal with it.

970
01:10:38,025 --> 01:10:41,984
I don't care if you like her.
I care about our Greek life center.

971
01:10:42,071 --> 01:10:45,063
Sydney and her goobers
are screwing with our plans.

972
01:10:45,158 --> 01:10:47,695
It's not like they have a shot at winning.

973
01:10:48,286 --> 01:10:50,368
We should just leave them alone.

974
01:10:50,955 --> 01:10:55,790
That dump is really important to them.
I don't know why anyone would live there.

975
01:10:56,127 --> 01:10:58,618
That firetrap should be condemned. Look.

976
01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:02,205
We can find another location.
Get out of here already.

977
01:11:04,302 --> 01:11:07,044
One date
and you're ready to blow the deal?

978
01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:09,003
It was a hell of a date.

979
01:11:10,308 --> 01:11:13,550
Normally at this time,
I'd be reporting Rachel witchburn

980
01:11:13,644 --> 01:11:16,761
- look.
- Has a lock on student council presidency.

981
01:11:16,856 --> 01:11:19,518
But now there's a new player on the scene.

982
01:11:19,609 --> 01:11:23,227
Terrence lubinecki
and his freedom to the 7th power party.

983
01:11:23,321 --> 01:11:27,234
Do they have a shot?
Can they even make a dent? Stay tuned.

984
01:11:27,325 --> 01:11:30,112
- All right.
- You're a good-looking guy.

985
01:11:30,703 --> 01:11:31,783
Student: Check it out

986
01:11:32,330 --> 01:11:35,163
- maybe I'll actually vote this year.
- Yeah, cool.

987
01:11:44,759 --> 01:11:46,750
Hey. Which of these should I wear?

988
01:11:46,844 --> 01:11:48,550
- I don't care.
- I have a date.

989
01:11:48,638 --> 01:11:51,254
- I don't care.
- Come and help me get dressed.

990
01:11:51,349 --> 01:11:52,805
What is wrong with you?

991
01:11:54,268 --> 01:11:56,930
Rachel, you can't come in here.
I just farted.

992
01:11:57,021 --> 01:11:58,477
Ew, Katy, you're disgusting.

993
01:12:11,285 --> 01:12:13,401
- Get off me, you freaks.
Katy: No. No.

994
01:12:13,496 --> 01:12:14,496
Rach

995
01:12:21,504 --> 01:12:22,504
What?

996
01:12:22,964 --> 01:12:23,964
No

997
01:12:24,632 --> 01:12:30,377
No!

998
01:12:30,888 --> 01:12:34,005
Rachel, do you wanna
try your soothing words?

999
01:12:36,894 --> 01:12:38,725
I don't need my soothing words.

1000
01:12:39,313 --> 01:12:41,474
It's all become very clear to me.

1001
01:12:41,566 --> 01:12:44,729
Sydney white must die a social death

1002
01:12:45,486 --> 01:12:47,977
and take her seven dorks with her.

1003
01:12:54,579 --> 01:12:55,579
(Reat.

1004
01:12:55,913 --> 01:12:57,778
Here comes prince charming.

1005
01:12:58,499 --> 01:13:00,831
Guys, please. Just give him a chance.

1006
01:13:02,044 --> 01:13:04,626
That means you.
Put the paintball gun away.

1007
01:13:09,427 --> 01:13:10,667
Hi. Come on in. Tyler: Hi

1008
01:13:16,976 --> 01:13:18,182
Hi

1009
01:13:19,145 --> 01:13:20,145
Hi

1010
01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:26,107
- You ready?
- I have a better idea.

1011
01:13:26,193 --> 01:13:28,684
We hang here at the vortex
and order pizza.

1012
01:13:28,779 --> 01:13:29,985
What?

1013
01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:35,358
Sounds good to me.

1014
01:13:37,914 --> 01:13:41,623
- Hey, is that medal of honor?
Gurkin: No, it's not medal of honor.

1015
01:13:41,709 --> 01:13:43,415
Medal of honor is for wusses.

1016
01:13:43,502 --> 01:13:46,335
It's gurkin of honor. I made it.

1017
01:13:46,464 --> 01:13:50,423
It pays tribute to medal of honor,
god of war, halo and viva piaata.

1018
01:13:51,802 --> 01:13:54,339
I'm good at those.
Mind if I give it a shot?

1019
01:13:56,682 --> 01:13:58,138
Okay.

1020
01:14:00,645 --> 01:14:01,805
Shhi

1021
01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:23,869
Eat lead, sucker.

1022
01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:26,747
Gurkin, damn, he just kicked your ass.
Yes

1023
01:14:26,837 --> 01:14:28,998
- nice.
- I have to say, I'm impressed.

1024
01:14:29,632 --> 01:14:32,419
None of these freaks have come
close to winning.

1025
01:14:32,510 --> 01:14:35,422
We betas play video games, too.
You do?

1026
01:14:35,888 --> 01:14:41,053
- Yeah. What did you think we do?
- Just have sex with girls all the time.

1027
01:14:41,143 --> 01:14:44,306
Hate to break it to you,
but we're just reqular guys.

1028
01:14:46,065 --> 01:14:48,772
He's like a kid who
found out there's no Santa.

1029
01:14:49,694 --> 01:14:50,694
What?

1030
01:14:52,113 --> 01:14:55,605
I mean, hypothetically,
if there weren't a Santa claus,

1031
01:14:55,700 --> 01:14:57,736
which, of course, there is.

1032
01:15:00,871 --> 01:15:03,863
You should hang out sometime.
Bring gurkin of honor.

1033
01:15:05,042 --> 01:15:08,125
We're having a party tomorrow.
You wanna come?

1034
01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:17,339
J I'm breaking dishes up in here
all night

1035
01:15:17,805 --> 01:15:23,516
j I ain't gon' stop until I see police
and lights I'm a fight a man tonight and

1036
01:15:23,602 --> 01:15:26,969
j I'm a fight a man tonight
I'm a fight a man and

1037
01:15:27,398 --> 01:15:28,604
you made it

1038
01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:32,232
the bar's over there.
The dj's taking requests.

1039
01:15:33,070 --> 01:15:35,686
You think he has
the doctor who theme?

1040
01:15:36,198 --> 01:15:38,314
- I'm thinking not.
- That's okay.

1041
01:15:38,743 --> 01:15:39,858
I brought my own.

1042
01:15:41,662 --> 01:15:44,529
As for you... the dance floor is this way.

1043
01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:48,832
J and coming home lately at three thirty j

1044
01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:53,037
j I'm super cool
I've been a fool I

1045
01:15:53,632 --> 01:15:56,669
all:
Twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven,

1046
01:15:56,761 --> 01:15:59,127
twenty-eight, twenty-nine,

1047
01:15:59,221 --> 01:16:01,963
thirty, thirty-one, thirty-two.

1048
01:16:05,519 --> 01:16:09,432
All right, all right, who's next?
Anybody think they can beat that?

1049
01:16:10,191 --> 01:16:11,191
Yes

1050
01:16:11,525 --> 01:16:12,731
I do.

1051
01:16:13,611 --> 01:16:14,896
He thinks...

1052
01:16:15,738 --> 01:16:17,569
The dork thinks he can beat it.

1053
01:16:17,656 --> 01:16:20,113
Good luck, buddy.
Whatever you say, man.

1054
01:16:20,201 --> 01:16:21,201
Come on.

1055
01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:24,864
No, no, no.

1056
01:16:42,348 --> 01:16:43,348
Start counting.

1057
01:16:44,725 --> 01:16:49,059
All: One, two, three, four,

1058
01:16:49,146 --> 01:16:52,183
five, six, seven, eight...

1059
01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:58,103
Hope the guys are okay. I haven't heard
any screams. I'm thinking we're good.

1060
01:16:59,156 --> 01:17:00,942
- Looks like it.
All: One-forty-nine.

1061
01:17:01,575 --> 01:17:04,612
One-fifty, one-fifty-one,

1062
01:17:04,703 --> 01:17:07,740
one-fifty-two, one-fifty-three,

1063
01:17:07,832 --> 01:17:11,290
one-fifty-four, one-fifty-five!

1064
01:17:13,879 --> 01:17:14,879
That was badass.

1065
01:17:16,757 --> 01:17:18,213
Lenny: That was awesome.

1066
01:17:19,009 --> 01:17:20,009
Dinky: Lenny.

1067
01:17:21,804 --> 01:17:22,804
Hey.

1068
01:17:23,180 --> 01:17:26,343
Oh, wow, I love your new hairstyle.

1069
01:17:27,434 --> 01:17:29,095
L... I... yeah.

1070
01:17:30,146 --> 01:17:32,603
Dinky, Rachel needs you right away.

1071
01:17:33,065 --> 01:17:35,226
- Oh, but I just...
- It's an emergency.

1072
01:17:38,529 --> 01:17:40,645
- Oh, no, okay. Bye.
- Bye.

1073
01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:46,947
How come you boys
haven't come party before?

1074
01:17:47,037 --> 01:17:48,902
You guys are so cool.

1075
01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:51,034
Really? Katy: Oh, yeah.

1076
01:17:51,125 --> 01:17:53,912
We've been watching.
Where have you been hiding?

1077
01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:58,042
The building at the end of the road.
The vortex. It sucks in losers.

1078
01:17:59,049 --> 01:18:00,630
That's sexy.

1079
01:18:01,594 --> 01:18:05,553
Well, boys, there's seven of us
and seven of you.

1080
01:18:06,056 --> 01:18:09,014
- What's that sound like to you?
- Fourteen?

1081
01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:11,676
Sounds like a party to me.

1082
01:18:11,770 --> 01:18:14,432
You know, there's a hot tub out back.

1083
01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:19,813
There's a study that leads right to it.
You can leave your clothes there.

1084
01:18:19,904 --> 01:18:22,316
But we don't have any swimming trunks.

1085
01:18:23,574 --> 01:18:24,609
Neither do we.

1086
01:18:29,121 --> 01:18:30,952
We'll meet you back there.

1087
01:18:41,258 --> 01:18:42,258
Oh, boy.

1088
01:18:51,602 --> 01:18:52,717
Girls?

1089
01:18:53,062 --> 01:18:54,302
Where are you?

1090
01:18:54,396 --> 01:18:55,806
Where's the hot tub?

1091
01:18:56,690 --> 01:18:57,930
Marco.

1092
01:19:00,527 --> 01:19:02,643
J spin like a kid at a candy store j

1093
01:19:03,989 --> 01:19:05,274
Rachel: They're naked.

1094
01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:07,700
Oh, no.

1095
01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:17,287
It must be cold out there.

1096
01:19:18,462 --> 01:19:21,454
- Oh, no.
Rachel: Thanks for putting on a show, guys.

1097
01:19:21,548 --> 01:19:23,334
This is low, even for you.

1098
01:19:23,425 --> 01:19:27,134
Oh, Sydney, so nice of you
to care about them.

1099
01:19:27,221 --> 01:19:31,590
Since you're the mastermind behind
their adorable student council campaign,

1100
01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:36,886
Terrence has been
disqualified from running.

1101
01:19:36,981 --> 01:19:38,596
What are you talking about?

1102
01:19:38,691 --> 01:19:41,728
Terrence is not a student
at Southern Atlantic.

1103
01:19:42,319 --> 01:19:44,310
He graduated six years ago.

1104
01:19:46,073 --> 01:19:47,279
I had to stay.

1105
01:19:47,366 --> 01:19:49,857
There was just so much
more learning to do.

1106
01:19:50,536 --> 01:19:53,243
Terrence, maybe you should
put on some clothes.

1107
01:19:53,330 --> 01:19:54,490
Man: Yeah. - Okay.

1108
01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:58,992
- Why don't you get out of here?
- Oh, I love it when you get rough.

1109
01:19:59,086 --> 01:20:02,169
And, Ty, thanks for
playing your part so well.

1110
01:20:02,256 --> 01:20:04,121
That's the other good news.

1111
01:20:04,216 --> 01:20:07,458
The witchburn-prince
Greek life center is now a reality.

1112
01:20:07,553 --> 01:20:10,386
Witchburn-prince”? What...?
You didn't tell her?

1113
01:20:10,597 --> 01:20:14,681
I thought you guys were so close.
It's a little joint project of ours.

1114
01:20:14,768 --> 01:20:18,977
The only thing in our way was the vortex.
So, like you suggested, Tyler,

1115
01:20:19,565 --> 01:20:21,226
I went and had it condemned.

1116
01:20:23,068 --> 01:20:25,480
You can eat with
the homeless every night.

1117
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:28,271
You had something to do with this?

1118
01:20:29,533 --> 01:20:30,533
No

1119
01:20:30,784 --> 01:20:34,402
I said that place was a dump, but...
“Witchburn-prince?

1120
01:20:34,496 --> 01:20:37,158
So, you wanted to tear down the vortex.

1121
01:20:38,667 --> 01:20:40,874
- I did, but...
- I don't wanna hear it.

1122
01:20:40,961 --> 01:20:42,497
- Sydney.
- No_

1123
01:20:44,757 --> 01:20:46,088
Don't grovel, Tyler.

1124
01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:47,800
You're above it.

1125
01:20:57,186 --> 01:20:59,177
Things are looking grim, brothers.

1126
01:20:59,271 --> 01:21:02,013
I am so sorry about this, you guys.

1127
01:21:03,650 --> 01:21:05,732
You should've left us alone.

1128
01:21:05,819 --> 01:21:08,811
We were fine until you came
and made us Guinea pigs.

1129
01:21:09,365 --> 01:21:10,480
You guys.

1130
01:21:10,741 --> 01:21:13,653
It's so important for us
to stand up to the greeks

1131
01:21:13,744 --> 01:21:16,952
and show them that
they can't trample all over us.

1132
01:21:17,039 --> 01:21:20,827
Well, uh, it's also important for us
to have a place to live.

1133
01:21:39,728 --> 01:21:41,309
- Hello?
- Dad?

1134
01:21:41,397 --> 01:21:45,390
Ha, ha. Got you. You've reached
royal plumbing at the white house.

1135
01:21:45,484 --> 01:21:49,022
No, not that one. This is Paul
and Sydney's. Leave a message.

1136
01:21:50,781 --> 01:21:51,861
Hi, dad.

1137
01:21:51,949 --> 01:21:55,862
I was just calling to say... I miss you.

1138
01:21:57,746 --> 01:21:59,236
And that's it.

1139
01:22:01,083 --> 01:22:02,539
Everything's great here.

1140
01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:04,040
Really great.

1141
01:22:05,337 --> 01:22:06,622
I love you.

1142
01:22:54,136 --> 01:22:56,297
Paul:
It was that message last night.

1143
01:22:56,388 --> 01:22:58,925
Something wasn't right in your voice.

1144
01:22:59,433 --> 01:23:02,095
I got in the Van
and drove through the night.

1145
01:23:02,978 --> 01:23:05,469
I was surprised you weren't
at kappa house.

1146
01:23:07,149 --> 01:23:09,515
I wanted to tell you so many times.

1147
01:23:10,944 --> 01:23:15,313
But I kept thinking about mom.
And I felt like I'd failed her.

1148
01:23:15,866 --> 01:23:19,154
And you always sounded
so proud of me on the phone.

1149
01:23:19,244 --> 01:23:20,244
Sweetheart.

1150
01:23:20,871 --> 01:23:24,830
Following in your mother's footsteps
is not about reliving her life.

1151
01:23:24,917 --> 01:23:27,784
It's about being
the same kind of person she was.

1152
01:23:28,462 --> 01:23:29,462
Hey.

1153
01:23:30,380 --> 01:23:33,713
Your mom was much more than just a kappa.

1154
01:23:34,927 --> 01:23:38,636
She was a woman who fought for
what she believed and so are you.

1155
01:23:39,389 --> 01:23:41,880
Nothing could make me prouder than that.

1156
01:23:42,559 --> 01:23:46,472
Not even when I installed that
filtration system in under an hour?

1157
01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:49,100
That was pretty great.

1158
01:24:08,293 --> 01:24:11,376
Argh. But it says, "do not disturb.”

1159
01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:21,511
Up and at them, guys.

1160
01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:25,640
It's time to make some plans.

1161
01:24:26,812 --> 01:24:29,098
I know you're pissed, but come on.

1162
01:24:29,189 --> 01:24:33,023
You gonna wallow in this fleabag motel
because some prissy girl

1163
01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:36,773
who probably doesn't know who Gandalf is
screwed us over?

1164
01:24:41,618 --> 01:24:45,531
You're right.
I bet she doesn't know who Gandalf is.

1165
01:24:51,628 --> 01:24:54,870
- We're mad at you.
- That's okay. I want you to be mad.

1166
01:24:54,965 --> 01:24:58,048
I want you to get fired up.
We can win this election.

1167
01:24:58,635 --> 01:25:01,547
The freedom to the 7th power party
will prevail.

1168
01:25:01,638 --> 01:25:04,425
- Yeah.
- With our new candidate for president.

1169
01:25:09,021 --> 01:25:12,184
Me. I'm gonna run against Rachel.

1170
01:25:13,358 --> 01:25:15,599
And we're gonna take her down.

1171
01:25:18,655 --> 01:25:21,943
I'm Sydney white, running
for student council president...

1172
01:25:22,034 --> 01:25:25,242
I'm Sydney white, running
for student council president

1173
01:25:25,329 --> 01:25:27,570
on the freedom
to the 7th power ticket.

1174
01:25:27,664 --> 01:25:32,454
Your papers count for three quarters
of your grade. No late papers accepted.

1175
01:25:33,086 --> 01:25:34,542
As you're writing these,

1176
01:25:34,630 --> 01:25:38,464
I want you to think about the mechanics
of modern campaigning.

1177
01:25:38,550 --> 01:25:41,508
You may be wondering why
you should care. Why vote?

1178
01:25:41,595 --> 01:25:45,008
Greeks win every year,
one more way they run the school.

1179
01:25:45,098 --> 01:25:49,341
There's a lot of talk today
about the need to cater to your base.

1180
01:25:49,436 --> 01:25:52,724
There's something to be said
for thinking outside the box.

1181
01:25:58,403 --> 01:26:00,439
Freedom to the 7th power.

1182
01:26:02,532 --> 01:26:03,567
Good job.

1183
01:26:07,079 --> 01:26:08,865
Ahh! Ugh.

1184
01:26:10,332 --> 01:26:14,826
The fact is 80 percent of the student body
at Southern Atlantic is hot Greek.

1185
01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:16,581
Eighty percent.

1186
01:26:16,672 --> 01:26:21,132
Take the Kennedy campaign in 1960.
He was inherently an outsider...

1187
01:26:21,218 --> 01:26:24,005
A catholic had never been
elected as president.

1188
01:26:24,304 --> 01:26:27,592
Who reached out to other outsiders.

1189
01:26:34,856 --> 01:26:37,814
Sydney: To those students,
it's time for you to be heard.

1190
01:26:43,281 --> 01:26:46,114
Carleton:
Minorities, women, the poor,

1191
01:26:46,993 --> 01:26:51,487
the disenfranchised won that election
for John Kennedy.

1192
01:26:56,503 --> 01:26:57,834
"Naked pain."

1193
01:26:57,921 --> 01:27:01,334
An epic poem... in 12 parts.

1194
01:27:04,344 --> 01:27:08,053
It's time for you to be heard,
and we're here to listen.

1195
01:27:12,436 --> 01:27:16,179
J get up, it's strong enough
stand up, stand up and

1196
01:27:20,485 --> 01:27:22,396
it's a lesson worth remembering.

1197
01:27:30,537 --> 01:27:33,495
Js stand up, stand up j

1198
01:27:34,583 --> 01:27:38,167
j I gotta be strong enough j

1199
01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:41,290
j so stand up, stand up j

1200
01:27:42,299 --> 01:27:45,712
j brothers, be strong enough j

1201
01:27:46,762 --> 01:27:50,630
j we're trying hard to be ourselves j

1202
01:27:50,724 --> 01:27:52,931
j again, again j

1203
01:27:53,435 --> 01:28:01,023
j stand up, stand up
stand up, stand up and

1204
01:28:01,109 --> 01:28:03,395
j stand up, stand up and'j

1205
01:28:03,487 --> 01:28:05,944
Rachel:
Here you go. Don't vote for Sydney white.

1206
01:28:06,865 --> 01:28:10,699
Let's keep it Greek.
Does this look like your next president?

1207
01:28:11,536 --> 01:28:12,867
Vote Rachel witchburn.

1208
01:28:14,956 --> 01:28:15,956
Hi, ho.

1209
01:28:17,793 --> 01:28:18,828
Bye, ho.

1210
01:28:20,962 --> 01:28:23,044
Don't vote for Sydney white.

1211
01:28:23,131 --> 01:28:25,087
Vote Rachel witchburn. Witchburn.

1212
01:28:39,147 --> 01:28:40,147
No way.

1213
01:28:40,232 --> 01:28:43,144
- You read people's punisher, too?
- I write it.

1214
01:28:44,152 --> 01:28:47,019
Oh, my god.
It's the most genius thing ever.

1215
01:28:47,113 --> 01:28:51,106
You know the brew house has
a spoken-word night devoted to that blog?

1216
01:28:51,201 --> 01:28:52,737
Really? Yeah

1217
01:28:53,620 --> 01:28:57,112
and I know this is really embarrassing...

1218
01:28:57,874 --> 01:29:00,991
But I swore if I ever met
the people's punisher guy...

1219
01:29:01,586 --> 01:29:03,497
Well, I'd hook up with him.

1220
01:29:07,676 --> 01:29:08,676
Damn it.

1221
01:29:17,602 --> 01:29:18,762
Tyler: Need some help?

1222
01:29:20,522 --> 01:29:21,978
Oh hi

1223
01:29:24,234 --> 01:29:26,065
listen, I'm really...

1224
01:29:26,152 --> 01:29:29,736
Is that a Stanley 22 ounce
anti-vibe framing hammer?

1225
01:29:31,241 --> 01:29:34,233
- Yes, it is.
- Can I touch it?

1226
01:29:35,996 --> 01:29:37,236
You can have it.

1227
01:29:39,082 --> 01:29:41,789
I saw you with the signs,
thought I could help.

1228
01:29:45,088 --> 01:29:47,795
I'm sorry about
what happened the other night.

1229
01:29:48,383 --> 01:29:50,294
I had nothing to do with Rachel.

1230
01:29:50,385 --> 01:29:54,503
I was involved in the Greek center.
Rachel twisted everything around.

1231
01:29:54,890 --> 01:29:57,097
Yeah I know what that's like.

1232
01:30:00,562 --> 01:30:02,678
You're gonna do great at the debate.

1233
01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:33,383
I thought we might
do 3 little business.

1234
01:30:34,846 --> 01:30:35,846
Uh-huh.

1235
01:30:44,606 --> 01:30:46,972
You finished carleton's paper last week.

1236
01:30:47,067 --> 01:30:49,774
I did. I wanted to add ideas
from our campaign.

1237
01:30:51,363 --> 01:30:52,443
You are a dork.

1238
01:31:03,541 --> 01:31:06,499
What just happened?
Wait, make it come back.

1239
01:31:09,089 --> 01:31:10,545
She just opened it.

1240
01:31:11,216 --> 01:31:14,128
Voila. One poisoned apple.

1241
01:31:19,057 --> 01:31:20,297
Computer: Self-destruct.

1242
01:31:20,934 --> 01:31:21,934
Lenny: Oh, my god.

1243
01:31:23,436 --> 01:31:25,051
Oh, no.

1244
01:31:30,819 --> 01:31:31,934
All right, pay up.

1245
01:31:36,741 --> 01:31:37,856
Yes

1246
01:31:42,872 --> 01:31:44,783
She's gone catatonic.

1247
01:31:45,250 --> 01:31:46,365
It's no use.

1248
01:31:46,751 --> 01:31:48,207
Fven I can't fix this.

1249
01:31:48,878 --> 01:31:51,335
My paper, due tomorrow.

1250
01:31:52,007 --> 01:31:54,089
The debate, tomorrow.

1251
01:31:54,175 --> 01:31:56,461
The guy knew what he was doing.

1252
01:31:56,553 --> 01:31:58,168
Jeremy: What about.? Ow.

1253
01:31:59,806 --> 01:32:01,592
I can't let her win like this.

1254
01:32:01,933 --> 01:32:04,174
But the debate starts in 12 hours.

1255
01:32:05,854 --> 01:32:08,436
I'm gonna have to pull an all-nighter.

1256
01:33:07,332 --> 01:33:11,325
Man: The debate's about to begin.
Candidates, please report to the stage.

1257
01:33:16,091 --> 01:33:19,879
- We couldn't find her.
- She should be done with her paper by now.

1258
01:33:24,474 --> 01:33:27,056
We need all candidates on stage now.

1259
01:33:41,116 --> 01:33:43,949
Sydney. Sydney, you gotta wake up.

1260
01:33:53,795 --> 01:33:56,832
I know you're tired,
but you can't give up now.

1261
01:33:57,006 --> 01:33:58,712
You mean a lot to those guys.

1262
01:34:01,344 --> 01:34:02,584
You mean a lot to me.

1263
01:34:22,490 --> 01:34:24,276
- Okay. I'm awake now.
- Come on.

1264
01:34:26,870 --> 01:34:31,034
All right. Well, I'm afraid we can't
wait any longer for Ms. White.

1265
01:34:33,042 --> 01:34:34,873
I'm here I'm here.

1266
01:34:45,138 --> 01:34:46,344
Ms witchburn.

1267
01:34:47,098 --> 01:34:49,840
If you win another term as president,

1268
01:34:50,476 --> 01:34:52,182
what will you do differently?

1269
01:34:53,730 --> 01:34:55,595
Why fix what isn't broken?

1270
01:34:58,902 --> 01:35:00,767
This has been a great year.

1271
01:35:00,862 --> 01:35:04,901
I am proud to be breaking ground
on the Greek life center very soon.

1272
01:35:12,957 --> 01:35:15,164
Ms. White, your rebuttal?

1273
01:35:18,421 --> 01:35:22,585
I guess your people couldn't make it.
It's just you and your dorks.

1274
01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:33,057
Go, Sydney.

1275
01:35:33,937 --> 01:35:35,347
Girl 1: Go, Sydney.

1276
01:35:44,155 --> 01:35:45,861
Girl 2: Vote Sydney.

1277
01:35:49,077 --> 01:35:50,408
I vote for Sydney.

1278
01:36:10,974 --> 01:36:12,089
Band: Go.

1279
01:36:16,271 --> 01:36:19,763
Who take everything for themselves
and leave nothing for us.

1280
01:36:19,857 --> 01:36:22,974
Sea

1281
01:36:23,069 --> 01:36:26,311
time for the rest of the school
to take back the school

1282
01:36:26,406 --> 01:36:27,646
all: Yeah

1283
01:36:28,491 --> 01:36:32,905
I bet most of you have no idea
how great the campus a cappella group is.

1284
01:36:32,996 --> 01:36:35,988
And why would you?
The social and cultural landscape

1285
01:36:36,082 --> 01:36:38,243
is entirely run by the greeks.

1286
01:36:38,334 --> 01:36:41,041
Those guys are forced to
practice in a basement

1287
01:36:41,129 --> 01:36:43,836
- that's hard on their vocal cords.
Man: Yeah

1288
01:36:44,465 --> 01:36:47,298
- professor Carlton...
- I et her finish.

1289
01:36:47,385 --> 01:36:50,127
I have met so many
great and interesting people

1290
01:36:50,221 --> 01:36:53,805
I never would have met
if I didn't step out of my own world.

1291
01:36:53,891 --> 01:36:56,803
Before, all I wanted was to fit in.

1292
01:36:57,729 --> 01:37:00,812
But I've learned that
we're all searching to fit in.

1293
01:37:01,107 --> 01:37:04,315
And we. We all feel like outsiders.

1294
01:37:04,402 --> 01:37:06,893
We all do things
and feel things that are

1295
01:37:06,988 --> 01:37:10,355
bizarre, and unconventional, and dorky.

1296
01:37:10,450 --> 01:37:12,907
All: Yeah. “We're all dorks.

1297
01:37:12,994 --> 01:37:14,404
All: Yeah

1298
01:37:16,289 --> 01:37:19,281
my name is Sydney white.
My dad's a plumber.

1299
01:37:19,375 --> 01:37:23,493
I collect comic books, and I'm secretly
terrified of balloon animals.

1300
01:37:25,381 --> 01:37:27,372
I'm a dork. All: Yeah

1301
01:37:31,387 --> 01:37:32,718
I'm Tyler prince.

1302
01:37:33,514 --> 01:37:36,631
I'm the current high scorer
in gurkin of honor.

1303
01:37:38,728 --> 01:37:39,728
I'm a dork.

1304
01:37:48,112 --> 01:37:49,112
My name is...

1305
01:37:49,697 --> 01:37:51,278
Well, it's really sanford.

1306
01:37:51,366 --> 01:37:55,154
And I've never had sex with a girl before.

1307
01:37:56,120 --> 01:37:58,862
But I really, really want to.

1308
01:37:59,374 --> 01:38:00,659
I'm a dork.

1309
01:38:09,801 --> 01:38:10,801
Hi

1310
01:38:11,803 --> 01:38:13,509
My name is Jeremy.

1311
01:38:17,934 --> 01:38:21,142
I used to speak only through my puppet.

1312
01:38:25,233 --> 01:38:26,313
I'm a dork.

1313
01:38:32,865 --> 01:38:33,865
My name's moose.

1314
01:38:34,826 --> 01:38:38,944
When I was 13, I was the top-ranked
male figure skater in New Jersey.

1315
01:38:39,038 --> 01:38:40,278
Man: Dude.

1316
01:38:40,373 --> 01:38:42,910
So, I guess that makes me a dork.

1317
01:38:48,339 --> 01:38:51,331
I've hated Rachel witchburn

1318
01:38:51,426 --> 01:38:55,044
ever since she told me
I had "mom arms" freshman year.

1319
01:38:55,138 --> 01:38:58,380
I have a voodoo doll of her,
and I stick pins in it.

1320
01:39:03,563 --> 01:39:05,849
Oh, and I'm a dork. All: Yeah

1321
01:39:10,695 --> 01:39:13,687
hi. My name is dinky hodgekiss.

1322
01:39:14,824 --> 01:39:17,281
And I think I'm in love with a dork.

1323
01:39:24,125 --> 01:39:25,956
I et's hear it for the dorks.

1324
01:39:26,043 --> 01:39:28,034
All: Yeah

1325
01:39:45,354 --> 01:39:47,436
Rachel witchburn,

1326
01:39:47,523 --> 01:39:50,890
you've exhibited behavior
unsuitable for a kappa.

1327
01:39:50,985 --> 01:39:56,105
You've lied, manipulated and verbally
abused your sisters and fellow students.

1328
01:39:57,074 --> 01:39:58,655
And you are just such a...

1329
01:39:59,494 --> 01:40:01,405
A bitch.

1330
01:40:04,040 --> 01:40:05,576
We

1331
01:40:05,666 --> 01:40:10,035
All of us, hereby strip you of
the privileges of the kappa sisterhood.

1332
01:40:13,299 --> 01:40:15,506
But you can't. You can't just...

1333
01:40:15,593 --> 01:40:16,708
We just did.

1334
01:40:22,266 --> 01:40:24,848
Here comes a kappa, queen of the row.

1335
01:40:24,936 --> 01:40:27,973
She's hot, she's cool, she ain't no ho.

1336
01:40:28,064 --> 01:40:30,146
She's got style. She's got class.

1337
01:40:30,233 --> 01:40:32,440
Prada. Gucci

1338
01:40:56,717 --> 01:41:03,008
J you're looking for something you can't find
if you give it up, you'll lose your mind and

1339
01:41:03,099 --> 01:41:08,810
j there's always something in your way
what can you say? J

1340
01:41:08,896 --> 01:41:10,887
j you're gonna have good day j

1341
01:41:15,194 --> 01:41:17,355
j you're gonna have good day j

1342
01:41:21,492 --> 01:41:23,653
j you're gonna have good day j

1343
01:41:27,206 --> 01:41:30,164
oh, no. You're not getting sick, are you?

1344
01:41:30,251 --> 01:41:33,334
- No. It's just the mulch.
- Oh.

1345
01:41:33,421 --> 01:41:34,581
=== -

1346
01:41:34,672 --> 01:41:37,004
j you're gonna have a good day j

1347
01:41:47,018 --> 01:41:51,227
Hey, we're from southeast state
and we're lost. Can you help us?

1348
01:41:55,610 --> 01:41:58,602
I will be your guide.

1349
01:41:58,988 --> 01:42:01,445
Give me five minutes.

1350
01:42:01,532 --> 01:42:03,488
Take all the time you need.

1351
01:42:13,711 --> 01:42:15,542
Terrence: Okay. Bye.

1352
01:42:18,591 --> 01:42:20,957
Terrence. What happened?

1353
01:42:21,052 --> 01:42:25,421
Hey, guys. I finally perfected
my predictive analytic probability theory.

1354
01:42:28,351 --> 01:42:31,593
It can predict anything
from the behavior of amino acids

1355
01:42:31,687 --> 01:42:35,600
in a stable isotope peptide bond
to the outcome of sporting events.

1356
01:42:36,525 --> 01:42:39,983
So, I sold it to ibet. Com for $10 million.

1357
01:42:43,532 --> 01:42:44,988
Are you kidding me?

1358
01:42:45,785 --> 01:42:46,785
You a rich man.

1359
01:42:51,082 --> 01:42:53,118
You know I helped. I did.

1360
01:43:08,224 --> 01:43:09,839
Oh, let's take a picture.

1361
01:43:11,310 --> 01:43:12,345
Come on.

1362
01:43:14,689 --> 01:43:15,689
Get together.

1363
01:43:18,401 --> 01:43:19,641
Say cheese.

1364
01:43:19,735 --> 01:43:21,691
All: Cheese.

1365
01:43:24,448 --> 01:43:26,939
Sydney:
So, that's the story of Sydney white.

1366
01:43:27,326 --> 01:43:30,534
My mom was right.
I did make friends for life.

1367
01:43:30,621 --> 01:43:31,952
And we all lived.

1368
01:43:32,498 --> 01:43:34,409
Well, do you even have to ask?

1369
01:43:35,459 --> 01:43:37,165
Dorkily ever after.

1370
01:43:42,174 --> 01:43:47,840
J I'm not worried
man your stations, here it comes j

1371
01:43:48,681 --> 01:43:54,847
j I'm not worried
I'm gonna stand down your guns j

1372
01:43:55,104 --> 01:44:01,441
j' I fear nothing
I'm stepping out now, here I go j

1373
01:44:01,652 --> 01:44:04,189
I and I'm not worried I

1374
01:44:05,448 --> 01:44:08,565
js whoa, whoa, whoa j

1375
01:44:15,958 --> 01:44:18,745
J trying hard, tried it
all to keep your head and

1376
01:44:18,836 --> 01:44:22,795
j in the game, in the game
you're playing and

1377
01:44:22,882 --> 01:44:25,248
jd that was me
I don't know that me no more j

1378
01:44:25,342 --> 01:44:28,084
j I got tired, fell asleep,
now I'm back and

1379
01:44:28,179 --> 01:44:33,799
j I'm not worried
man your stations, here it comes j

1380
01:44:34,810 --> 01:44:41,022
j I'm not worried
I'm gonna stand down your guns j

1381
01:44:54,497 --> 01:45:00,367
J I'm not worried
man your stations, here it comes j

1382
01:45:01,253 --> 01:45:07,214
j I'm not worried
I'm gonna stand down your guns j

1383
01:45:07,635 --> 01:45:13,926
j' I fear nothing
I'm stepping out now, here I go j

1384
01:45:14,016 --> 01:45:17,429
I and I'm not worried I

1385
01:45:17,978 --> 01:45:21,812
js whoa, whoa, whoa jj

1386
01:45:38,290 --> 01:45:41,953
J she's got a little bit
of trouble in her eyes

1387
01:45:42,044 --> 01:45:45,536
j just enough to let me
know she's a paradise j

1388
01:45:45,631 --> 01:45:50,716
j she's part soul sacred, part hellfire
when you think she's peaked

1389
01:45:50,803 --> 01:45:56,173
j that's when she takes it higher
and I fall apart and

1390
01:45:56,267 --> 01:45:59,885
j when she says goodbye

1391
01:46:00,855 --> 01:46:06,942
j she's such a beautiful surprise and

1392
01:46:07,903 --> 01:46:14,194
j and she's such a beautiful surprise and

1393
01:46:15,828 --> 01:46:21,994
j a flash of light across
the cold black sky j

1394
01:46:22,668 --> 01:46:28,880
j a long cool rain on a hot summer night and

1395
01:46:30,217 --> 01:46:36,679
I eaves me mesmerized j

1396
01:46:37,391 --> 01:46:42,636
j she's such a beautiful surprise and

1397
01:46:44,899 --> 01:46:51,737
j she's such a beautiful surprise and

1398
01:46:52,323 --> 01:46:59,320
j a beautiful, a beautiful, a beautiful and

1399
01:46:59,413 --> 01:47:05,500
j she's such a beautiful surprise 8and7